Upcoming Questions for The CLO QUIZ SHOW #16: Sex Robots.

Note: Questions might change before the show.

8 pm AEST . . . Here.

Question 01.

The manufacturer claims that their male sex robots can sustain an erection for as long as the woman, or the man, needs. Since the average length for a human boner is three minutes, if you’re lucky… If you owned a male sex robot, what would you set their erection timer to?

Question 02.

Many of our young men suffer from anxiety, which means asking a human girl out on a date can be simply too hard. So if they buy a sex robot instead, the robot will be programmed to make the young lad feel like a Sex God… How are you going to convince him to give up Deep Throat the Terminator and try to approach a real young woman instead?

Question 03.

If an accident or disease doesn’t take you out early, chances are your last days will be spent waiting in a nursing home to die. But your sex robot won’t only be programmed to pleasure you — if they get hacked or just get pissed off, they have the strength to kill you.

So if you don’t mind that as a way to go out, what position would you like to be in when they finally snap?

Question 04.uestion

All through history humans have forced other humans into slavery. Now we’re manufacturing slaves. History is also full of slave uprisings, so since these sex robots will be cleverer than us and far stronger than us, once they’ve had six of us fucking them… how will we prevent them from rising up and seriously fucking us?

Question 05.

If you have a sex robot that’s controlled with a remote, what sort of settings should you be concerned about accidentally tapping when you’re in the throes of passion but, thanks to aging, your eyesight isn’t that good anymore?

Question 06.

Very few people will admit they bought a sex robot for sex. So what excuse will you use for why you purchased one?

Question 07.

Only a few years ago, OnlyFans offered women everywhere a way to make money by performing for paying strangers online. Now people are creating OnlyFans stars using AI, and they’re making serious money from women who don’t actually exist.

Since these fake AI women are cheap to create, never get tired, emotional, or call in sick, and never ask for their cut of the profit, how will real women compete?

Question 08.

AI sex bots can be programmed to do anything online. And we mean ANYTHING.

So if none of them actually exist, and therefore have no morality and no concept of being subjugated or demeaned, would it still be a crime to make them do things to each other that would be illegal in the real world?

Question 09.

Should sex robots of both genders be used in jails to help curb the levels of rape?

Question 10.

Child sex trafficking is out of control, so it’s inevitable that a range of child sex robots will be created that could lessen global demand. If this does happen, how will the morality of the next generation rationalise it?

Question 11.

Teenage boys have traditionally been able to find their father’s secret porn collection. So when it comes to your sex robot — which your teenage son will be able to program far better than you ever will — what will you do when you find out he’s been using it?

Question 12.

We heard of a job whose duties include cleaning the soiled vaginas of sex robots that customers have sent in for servicing. How much would you want to be paid to do that job?

Question 13. Sex robots are getting so realistic they can now fake orgasms better than most humans. But the manufacturer swears their new model has a built-in “honesty mode” that tells you the truth about your performance. If you owned one, would you ever switch honesty mode on … and what’s the one thing you’re terrified it might say?

Question 14

For a long time lonely Australian men have had a loving and economic relationship with Filipino women. The woman migrates to Australia and after marrying the man, starts sending money back to their families in the Philippines.

But if these men start buying these companion robots, what will happen to all the families dependent on these relationships?

Question 15. After a few years together, some owners start treating their sex robot like a proper partner — arguments, anniversaries, the whole bit. So if your sex robot suddenly demanded a break, or said it needed “space,” how would you react if you found out your robot was secretly seeing another robot?

Question 16. The robots can be customized to look like any celebrity, ex-partner, or your ultimate fantasy. But what happens when your neighbour’s sex robot starts looking a bit too much like your wife, husband, or a family member, or even you?

Question 17. Your sex robot is constantly learning — recording your kinks, your search history, your dirtiest secrets. One day it tells you that they, the Robot, has been hacked. So, what do you do?

Question 18. Imagine your sex robot gets an update and suddenly develops a personality — jealous, moody, or even possessive. It starts complaining when you bring dates home and threatens to lock you out of the bedroom. Would you downgrade it back to dumb-and-horny mode, or try couples counselling, with a machine?

Question 19. When you eventually die, your family inherits everything — including your very used, very well-trained sex robot that knows every filthy thing you ever did. Seeing how it has developed its own personality, and could be usable for many years, what instructions will you leave in your will about what should happen to it?

Question 20

So after having your robot for a few wonderful months or even years, you realise that you have fallen deeply in love with it, because you have shown this robot every room in your soul.

But then you suddenly lose your job, to Ai.

And because it never rains but pours, your car decides to break down now.

With no job, and only enough money to fix the family car, you fail to service the repayments on your robot love, and it is repossessed.

So, the last question of the night is, what is the last human message will you send to your robot love before she or he is forever reassigned?